1 . . It went to America and it stopped there and it came home because it did not go there.
2 . . If you lost a half-crown and found it again what would be the first thing you would do?
3 . . I went to the wood and I got it and I sat down to look for it and I brought it home because I could not find it.
4 . . A little man sitting behind a wall eats all he gets and drinks nothing.
5 . . What is it a rich man wants, a poor man has, a blind man sees, a deaf man hears?
Michael Grimes, Balbriggan Rd . . . (BNS, 1937-`38)